Roger Cohen of the International Herald Tribune · Posted Jun 21, 12:04 PM by Todd Babiak

Dear ROGER COHEN :

I like what you do. We’ve never met, but I like you. Where do you live? Maybe I can come over sometime with a bottle of wine and blue cheese (favourite crackers?) and we can talk about how you’ll soon retire. I don’t want you to retire. I like your work. But I like your job more.

If you give me your job, I will give you:

My iMac G5
A Sigmund Freud doll
The weed whacker
My copy of Infinite Jest (can’t finish it)
That old coffee maker
Sixty three Canadian dollars
My Israel sweatshirt
Five snowboard lessons

Of course, all of this is negotiable. Call me!

1. Make it seventy three Canadian dollars and it’s yours.
   (I’m not really Roger Cohen.)

   
   — Roger Cohen    Jun 21, 12:20 PM    #
   
   

2. I desperately need a weed whacker. Let’s talk.

   
   — The Real Roger Cohen    Jul 1, 08:53 AM    #
   
   

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